August 2011
When your family members say "Oh you're so pretty, you must be fighting off boys with a stick."
Ever wondered the gender of your computer?
Wonder no more…
To find out the gender of your computer follow the instructions below:
- Open your notepad
- Type or copy paste: CreateObject(“SAPI.SpVoice”).Speak”I love you” (if you copy+paste the code, replace quotes by actual quotes on your keyboard)
- Save as computer_sex.vbs
- Run the file.
If you hear a male voice, you have a boy
If woman’s, it’s a girl.
IT’S A BOY!!! IT’S A BOY!!!…My Radiogaga is a boy… sob sob.
Nnnnggg, Platín is a girl <333
My mom’s computer is a girl 8D
“Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of continual vigilance about sexual safety. It’s like having a mild case of hay fever that never goes away. It’s not debilitating. You’re not weak. You’re not afraid. You just suck it up and get on with your life. It’s nothing that’s going to stop you from making discoveries, or climbing mountains, or falling in love. Sometimes you can almost forget about it. It doesn’t mean it’s not there, subtly sucking your energy. You learn to avoid situations that make it worse and seek out conditions that make it better. If a female stranger is wary around you, it is not because she suspects you are a rapist, or that all men are rapists. It’s because a general level of circumspection is what vigilance requires. Don’t take it personally. If this frustrates you, try to remember that women are blamed for lapsed vigilance. If a woman does get raped, everyone rushes to see where she let her guard down. Was she drinking? Was she alone? Was she wearing a short skirt? Did she go to a strange man’s room for coffee at 4am? A woman must be seen to be vigilant as well as be vigilant. If she is deemed insufficiently vigilant, she will be at least partly blamed for any sexual violence that befalls her. If she’s regarded as downright reckless, that “evidence” can be used to completely exonerate her rapist. If it comes down to a he said/she said dispute over whether sex was consensual, as so many rape cases do, the dispute becomes a referendum on whether the woman seems like the sort of reckless person who would have sex with a stranger. If a woman does go back to a strange man’s hotel room at 4am, even if she only wants a coffee and conversation, she’s more or less given him the power to rape her. No jury is going to believe she went up there for anything but sex. So, don’t be surprised if a stranger reacts badly to that suggestion.”
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Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator (via petitefeministe)
Ryuuzaki Roth: 40 verdades sobre el argentino... →
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1.El Argentino no saluda: te dice, que haces boludo?
2.El Argentino no se cae: se va a la mierda
3.El Argentino no es ahorrativo: es un canuto
4.El Argentino no espía: es un mirón
5.El Argentino no se enamora: está hecho un pelotudo
6.El Argentino no te…
The awkward moment when everyone is serious & you start laughing..
“He who doesn’t understand a stare, won’t understand a long explanation.”
—Arabian Proverb (via cordisre)
Dear self,
I know you don’t wear makeup very often- ok, barely ever- but you’ve got to stop poking yourself in the eye.
Anybody who sees you is either going to think you’re high or some kind of red-eyed demon.
This is getting sad. You’re a 20 year old woman for goodness sake, you should know how to do this already! It isn’t rocket science.Thanks.
okey good night people
so cute so cute ♥♥
bye bye love!!
